May 10, 2006

• Things are getting interesting. Having two children is starting to take hold on our perception of this reality.

  
  

  I asked Dwayne why he has not changed a single diaper of Dylan’s, he said he has been changing all of Georgia’s diapers.  It just simply did not occur to me.  Yeah two kids.

  
  

  It is going to be loads of fun.  Last night we broke out the video camera and shot an hour of footage. The scene was just general playing around in the living room with American Idol blaring in the background.  After some booty shaking, Georgia and Dwayne broke out in a Ramen Noodle fight, Taco (the dog) was recovering all ground scores. It was very entertaining.

  
  

  I wish I had the camera going for this one…Today, all of us were upstairs for a little diaper changing on Dylan. Georgia wanted to help. So she was positioned at Dylan’s feet, Dwayne was just to her left next to me at Dylan’s head. It was only a little crowded. The diaper was poopy. When I opened the diaper and Georgia saw the endside view of a poopy diaper, she freaks out, “Ew, Mommy!” “Ew!!!” It was seriously the funniest expression on her face.  So, I clean up his little bum and notice there is a little skin irritation so Dwayne ran downstairs for the ointment, I let Dylan air out a bit. Georgia and I have a brief discussion about the absence of Dylan’s vagina and what all the extra tools are in his tool belt.  Then he farts, Georgia about falls off of the chair. Farts are the funniest thing to children and some adults alike. It was pretty funny. Dwayne returns with the ointment and right as I go to open his legs to apply it, he lets loose of a few poo’s. All three of us crack up laughing! Thank God I had a clean diaper under his butt or we would have had quite a mess on the changing pad.  So I give the cream to Dwayne, from my finger to his, and I get the wipes.  I clean him up a second time. We are still snickering and we all lean in as I hold up his feet and Dwayne starts to apply the ointment. When all of a sudden, this mini torpedo poo comes flying from his butt followed by a perfectly timed shower of urine in a grand arch over his legs.  All of us spring back, Dwayne does a backwards roll over the bed and we laugh so hard we are crying. I had to sit down because I am still so tender.  It was the funniest thing I have seen in diaper changing. Whew!  I try to clean him up again but he keeps peeing and pushing like he was going to poo again, so I close up shop until I think he is finished his business.  And we all laughed and laughed.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

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